Conversations with My Future Trophy-Model Girlfriend/Wife #3

Model: I love them so much, you are far and away my favorite photographer ever!!!  Plus i just love you as a person πŸ™‚
Me: i really hope you do … because i’ve been telling everyone facebook that you are my trophy-model girlfriend.
Model: Haha if only there was a way to set that as your relationship status “Ryan has a trophy model girlfriend: [blank]” or “[blank] is now a trophy model girlfriend for Ryan”
Me: LOL!!