Model: Ryan, your place is a mess. You need a girl in your life.
Me: No, I don’t. Wait…are you… are you volunteering yourself?
Model: Yes… yes I am.
Me: Wow, that was easy. Okay.
Me: I think you’re BEAUTIFUL.
Model: Sure… I bet you say that to all your models.
Me: No! Not at all. I really mean it.
Model: I love you!
Me: Uh huh. I bet you say that to all your photographers.
Model: It’s the Truth!!