Model: I love them so much, you are far and away my favorite photographer ever!!!  Plus i just love you as a person
Me: i really hope you do … because i’ve been telling everyone facebook that you are my trophy-model girlfriend.
Model: Haha if only there was a way to set that as your relationship status “Ryan has a trophy model girlfriend: [blank]“ or “[blank] is now a trophy model girlfriend for Ryan”
Me: LOL!!

Model: Ryan, your place is a mess. You need a girl in your life.
Me: No, I don’t. Wait…are you… are you volunteering yourself?
Model: Yes… yes I am.
Me: Wow, that was easy. Okay. 

Me: I think you’re BEAUTIFUL. 
Model: Sure… I bet you say that to all your models.
Me: No! Not at all. I really mean it.
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Model: I love you!
Me: Uh huh. I bet you say that to all your photographers.
Model: It’s the Truth!!